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He said to me…. Why are married women heavier than single women? |
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| I think this is apropos for a travel forum. Transmissions between control tower and departing aircraft:
Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?" Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern… We’ve already notified our caterers." |
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![]("http://s29438.storage.proboards.com/2099438/a/8jtIx9Q3tPsHfcBXZ7Jm.png") I will lock house tonight and nobody goes out ![]("http://images.proboards.com/v5/smiley/smiley.png") I rather like full moons and have no problem with Fridays or the number 13. Think I’ll pop out and buy a lottery ticket |
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![]("http://images.proboards.com/v5/av_default_female.png") I will lock house tonight and nobody goes out I rather like full moons and have no problem with Fridays or the number 13. Think I’ll pop out and buy a lottery ticket I won $10 on 6/49 today so I took $10 and bought Max and 6/49 with encore |
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