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He said to me…. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed..Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

I think this is apropos for a travel forum. Transmissions between control tower and departing aircraft:

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"

Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern… We’ve already notified our caterers."

I will lock house tonight and nobody goes out
I rather like full moons and have no problem with Fridays or the number 13.

Think I’ll pop out and buy a lottery ticket

I will lock house tonight and nobody goes out
I rather like full moons and have no problem with Fridays or the number 13.

Think I’ll pop out and buy a lottery ticket

I won $10 on 6/49 today so I took $10 and bought Max and 6/49 with encore good luck!

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