Old Reviews – Couples Tower Isle (Previously Couples Ocho Rios)

  Couples Ocho Rios   Linda ~ Ontario

February 2008

Rooms – We had a beautiful ocean-view room overlooking Tower Island and spent a lot of time on the large patio. The room was large & clean but not very fancy. This is the oldest of the Couples resorts, and I was expecting something a little more "upscale" because of the hype of a Couples resort.

Restaurants – We ate at all the restaurants and the food was excellent at each one. Thursday is lobster night. You need reservations for the Bayside and Le Gourmet but you have no problem getting a reservation for the night that you want. You can also go to each restaurant more than once, unlike some resorts. The main buffet restaurant was also very good, my only complaint there was sometimes they seemed a little slow in refilling some trays when they got empty.

Bars – The bar service was excellent with a wide variety of speciality drinks.

Beach and Pools – The beach is beautiful & clean but is fairly small. You won’t be able to go for a long walk on the beach if you like to do that every morning. We did not spend any time at the pool. We were pleasantly surprised that their jacuzzi tubs are heated!

Grounds – The grounds are beautiful, lots of palm trees on the beach, and very well kept.

Activities – My biggest disappointment was the evening entertainment. They usually had a lounge singer or band playing. They don’t have a proper bandshell. The entertainment is done in the main buffet restaurant, so you can’t see very well due to the pillars that are in the way. I’m more used to entertainment that gets the audience involved with different fun games & stuff.

Tours – Having the tours included with your package is a definite plus. We did Dunns River Falls which was a lot of fun, but warning, the water is VERY cold. I would definitely do it again. We also did the Catamaran cruise. It was fun and the crew gets everyone involved & dancing. We didn’t do horse back riding but the people that we talked to that tried it, really liked it. Bring tip money for any of the tour people, as they are not part of the resort.

Conclusion – This was our first time at a Couples Resort. It is definitely a more laid-back atmosphere. It was very quiet during the day – no music is playing, no loud games around the pool. We were a little apprehensive about Tower Island (the nude island) but on the 2nd day we decided to try it. I’m glad we did. There is nothing scary about it and after about 15 minutes there, you will feel very comfortable. We went back 2 more times after that! It’s nice & quiet & private. Apparently this hotel is closing for renovations in April and reopening in December. Some repeat guests did comment that the service was not quite as good as before. The fact that they are losing their jobs soon might have something to do with it. You might want to keep that in mind if you are traveling there in March/April. We would return to Couples Ocho Rios, especially to see it after the renovations, but we are likely to try Couples Negril first.

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Couples Ocho Rios LeSanett and Edwin ~ New York, USA

January 2007

I am writing this review because I found that it is very helpful to read what other visitors have to say. I have to tell you I work in customer service for a high end company so I know what people expect I tend to be very critical when it comes to service.

We just came back from a wonderful, peaceful stay at Couples Ocho Rios date September 7 to 14. We are a couple of 28 and 31 years old. Have visited to Cancun, Negril, Punta cana.

Check In: happy welcoming faces, a cold towel, and a cold drink. When you come in there is a band playing music. Weather is really hot so dress appropriately. (For those traveling in the winter, be ready to shed your clothes of, it’s really hot.)

Grounds: beautiful……very well maintained.

Room: Clean, Just one sink. Not his and hers. Did not bother me at all. Only have one back home anyway. You will probably see some ants here and there. Do not be afraid. It’s ok. It is the Caribbean. (I read in another review for another hotel someone complaining about the little creatures).

Rooms: You will find the essential. Beautiful view of the nude island. Don’t worry you don’t see any naked people its far away. There is a musty smell. Bring a scented candle with you.

Food/Restaurants: Not one complaint. Make your reservations when you first come in that way you do not have to worry about it later. We tried French first; we thought it was very good. Then we tried Italian, very well too. The buffet is good too you will find the usual, and there is something for everybody. We have no complaints. We were very pleased. Then there is the beach restaurant, here you will find jerk chicken, fries etc. we loved the jerk chicken. Note: my husband and I went out one night came back really late and the cook/chef made us something to eat. It really is 24hrs.

Beach: One word : Beautiful. All shades of blue. And clean.

Activates: Everything, I mean everything is included. We did not pay for anything extra. We went horse back riding; the booze cruise is really fun. And the best is Dunn’s River Falls>>. Must go to this one, it is very adventurous.

Entertainment: Just like in the other resorts we have been to. Nothing too interesting. Some nights it was good and some times it was not.

My only complaint would be the disco. They don’t have one. But then again it is a place to relax. If you want to have lots of fun, go to Margarita’s Ville. It is not too far away. And let me tell you it is a fun place to be in. we. The taxi drivers wait for you outside while you are having fun. (The same one that picks you up from the hotel) he drives you to the place and he drives you back to the hotel.

Now, some advise: I would like to say the following: whenever we travel, we keep an open mind that is the only way to learn and to enjoy yourself and your surroundings. If you look for things to complain about you will find them, so don’t look. Keep in mind this is a third world country. There is poverty and people are trying to make a living (for people who go to the marketplace) they are not attacking you, they are trying to sell something just say a firm”no” and they leave you alone. Don’t let things like ants and or humid hot weather or rain, or an insignificant incident ruin your vacation. Don’t worry about things beyond. And always say thank you and tip does not have to be much one dollar is enough, after all you probably do it at home anyway.

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Couples Ocho Rios Don ~ Canada

April 2006

We just got back from a week (March 25-April 1) at Couples Ocho Rios and probably had one of our best holidays ever.

We splurged and went for one of the ocean view suites (#316). It had a great view of the beach, pier and Tower Island. We had the same great view from the shower and sink areas of the bathroom. The mini-bar was always stocked with water, beer, juice, pop and champagne.

The island was nice and laid back when we were there, always sunny or shady areas available. The only down side was that the island was closed for 2 days and most of the other days did not open until the afternoon because of the wind conditions. The toilet on the island was out of service as well which was a bit of a pain but I understand it is back in service now.

We did Dunn’s River Falls, did the horseback riding, and the catamaran cruise. We brought tip money for the falls guides, and horseback guides, but didn’t think to bring tip money for the cruise crew. I guess we thought it was part of Couples, but they are not. The catamaran cruise had to leave from a dock in Ocho Rios because of the high winds.

The food was good at almost all the restaurants. The only gripe we had was the Bayside Restaurant where the service was poor and the food mediocre. Apart from the Bayside the night

we were there the staff was great, always there to get whatever you needed. We ate at Le Gourmet twice as they change the menu half way through the week. Both nights both the food and service were good.

I found that the best spot to get drinks, especially liqueurs was the piano bar because they were less busy and always seemed to pour a double.

Down side is the drive there and back. While the resort has no control over the weather perhaps if nude sun tanning is a priority you may want to go to one of the other Couples that have nude beaches. When the island is open, though, it’s great

We definitely like Couples and will be back. We may try Sans Souci the next time especially if they are able to get the nude beach policy all worked out. We are both firm believers in an all-nude environment as opposed to clothing-optional.

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May 2005

My wife and I were at this resort from April 25 to May 2 and had an absolutely wonderful time. The room had the most amazing view of the ocean, a huge patio, a large walk-in closet and was very well kept and clean. The only thing I thought was lacking was a mini fridge (which I think are only included in the upgraded rooms) but that was really no big deal. The food was absolutely amazing and the staff could not have been more friendly. The beach was wonderful, well kept and had plenty of chairs, almost all of which had its own "floaty". The beach was a bit smaller than some we had been to but it had a very private/exclusive feel. We did not make it to the "au naturel" island but those who did seemed to enjoy it. We ate at each of the restaurants at least once and really do not have any complaints whatsoever. Jamaica really does have a more laid back feel even than other destinations we have been to (Bahamas, Cuba, Mexico, Dominican) and COR was a wonderful place at which to enjoy this wonderful country. We highly recommend Couples Ocho Rios.

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Couples Ocho Rios Cheridy

March 2004

We just got back from a 4 night stay at COR and a 1 night stay at Couples Negril. We signed up for the Secrect Rendevous Program and were placed at COR but were able to transfer over to Negril our last night (we had to pay the cost difference in the room which was $140 but well worth it).

COR, like most people have stated, is old but has a lot of charm. We found that the atmosphere was very laid back and all of the guest were very approachable to make conversation. Even though it rained every day, we still had a great time. The food was wonderful and the staff was very friendly. One of the main reasons we went to Jamaica was to do water sports, namely scuba, but were unable to do any watersports while at COR due to wind and rain. The resort staff still went out to dive at 9am every day but the visability, which is usually100ft, was only about 15-20ft due to the winds. We were a bit disappointed that we didn’t get a chance to do any water sports, but the resort can’t be blamed for mother nature.

When we first got to COR, our room was not the best (smelly) so we asked to transfer rooms and by the next morning, we were in a wonderful room with no smell. The key to getting things done in Jamaica is to BE NICE.

With one night to go, we thought we’d ask to transfer over to Couples Negril to see what they had to offer. We were amazed. The place was sooo nice. We were greeted by a very enthusiastic staff and were wisked off to our room which was fantastic. It actually had a fresh scent!! The view the rooms offer at CN was not as wonderful as COR because there are basically no true ocean front rooms but the resort is wonderful. The beach is spectacular at CN. I would say that it is definately worth the extra money to spend to go to CN over COR. Don’t get me wrong, both were nice and the staff was great at both, but the beach and updated atmosphere that CN offers makes it far superb to COR.

Anyway, we had a great time at both resorts and are looking forward to going back. Couples offers wonderful all-inclusive resorts and I would highly recommend them to anyone traveling to Jamaica!!

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October 2003

What a blast Jamaica was. We experienced both Resorts between 9/4/03 to 9/11/03. I kept it a secret until the night of the Wedding (AUG 2, 2003). She wasn’t too excited since she has been in the Port area on a Cruise (not to nice), but WOW what a difference. The hospitality, friendliness of both the Natives & every other Couple was remarkable.

The ride to Ocho Rios was not so bad. We stopped a few times for Red Stripe. The ride was nice as we made alot of friends. The 2 hour bus ride was over and we were there. Our OCEAN DELUXE VIEW room was remarkable. They had great restaurants, with delicious food, and activities were especially fantastic. My wife, Louisa, was loving Ocho Rios so much that she was actually disappointed (thinking it couldn’t get any better) that we were leaving for Negril mid-week (since I told her the night before). But she promised to hold her judgment until we arrived in Negril. The flight went smooth, very scenic!!!

Negril is more updated, but lacks the true Deluxe Ocean-View as we had in Ocho Rios. Everyone was so friendly, the entertainment was great, the pool was better with swim up bar and the Beach was a lot Nicer & Cleaner. We made some friends and what was really cool, is that 90% of the Couples were married the same day we were!!! And the best thing is, I smoked Cuban Cigars all week. YEAH! Everyone asked and maybe you’re wondering too: Which was best? Just depends what one is looking for…

Best Restaurants with better view {Ocho Rios) – Newer Room (remote control A/C unit: really cool), better beach, but view for the dollar was not worth it {Negril}

This was the best vacation we ever had and we are/were so happy to decide to go to Couples Double Take for our Honeymoon. I’ve decided on Couples Resort for the name, reputation and reviews. Finally we are Mr. & Mrs. and we shall return.

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Couples Ocho Rios Lisa — USA

May 2003

We were at this fine resort from May 15th thorugh the 24th. Wed on the 17th.

We both fell in love with Jamaica and its people thanks to Couples.

Our wedding was storybook and would recommend it highly. Pictures and video cost a total of $400.00 and includes negatives. They were outstanding. Salon did a great job with my hair but would recommend you do your own make-up.

We started in the Garden Villa and were due to depart to Couples Negril on the 19th. We decided to stay and were upgraded to the Oceanview Penthouse. Both were outstanding. Each had its own jacuzzi.

This is a very romantic and tropical resort with lots to do if you choose. Food was good to excellent. Activities aplenty. The staff is excellent. Special mention to the entertainment team headed by Claudia. Also my Sunshine Girls, Claudia, Mishagay and Cachine. Also the fine ladies of the salon, Tracy and Annie.

They have a piano bar with a sing along each night. Sounds corny but it’s a blast.

We did one outside tour which was Chucka Cove horseback riding. Outstanding and well worth the $60.00. For those of you who are thinking about au natural there is a private island. It was our first time and we were comfortable there. Shaun, the bartender, will hook you up.

Entertainment was good. Excellent house band. Our only complaint was too much show and not enough time to dance to the band. I would recommend that you skip most of the organized tours and hire a driver. They will do the same for less at your own pace. I used Chef Thompson. Great guy and good prices. He does have a web site. E-mail me for info.

Shopping is very good. Their quality of goods is excellent. Beautiful jewlrey. Chef will take you to an outlet store that sells to the shops and resorts. Great prices. As a final note, this is a no tipping resort. If done it must be very discreet. I took gifts for the staff which included toys, CD, shampoos, etc.

Any questions feel free to e-mail me. Lisa.Dai@Mattel.com

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Couples Ocho Rios Lynn — USA

April 2003

Day 1
We landed in Montego Bay a bit later than scheduled due to a flight delay in leaving Atlanta. As soon as we stepped off the plane, we knew we were out of the snow and cold. The 80 degree weather and the sound of Jamaican music and songs greeted us as we entered the terminal.

We headed straight towards immigration and used the line to the far left. We have found in the past that this line seems to move quicker than the others. Once done here we went downstairs to claim our luggage and clear customs, then we were off to the Couples Resorts booth, which is currently located all the way down on the right (near the bathrooms).

We handed over our paperwork to the staff and were told it would be a few minutes before we’d go to the van for our ride to the resort. They were waiting for two other couples going to Ocho Rios. While waiting, a gentleman asked if we’d like a drink. We said yes and gave him money for a Red Strip (beer) and a bottle of Ting (a Jamaican lemon lime soda). Soon the other couples arrived, did their paperwork and we started to the van. The gentleman showed up at the van with the drinks.

The ride to Ocho Rios takes about two hours. We chatted with one of the other couples who were from Knoxville, TN. About half- way to the resort, the van stopped for a bathroom drink break. You could also buy your first souvenirs if you wished. The road to Ocho Rios is now under construction. Some places are nothing but dirt and gravel, so it was a bit bouncier & took a bit longer to get there than in past years. The views along the way are breathtaking.

We arrived at the resort about 4 pm. We received the usual greeting of a cool damp towel and champagne, we turned in our paperwork and waited for our room assignment. Suddenly several of the staffers we had met in previous years came over and greeted us like long lost family. There were hugs, kisses and handshakes all around.

I finally got to meet Maxine face to face. She and I had corresponded over the Internet for quite some time. She and Mcgyver said they had a surprise for us. They grabbed a room key and took us upstairs. This was our third visit to Couples and we were given our first upgrade in a room – one of the new penthouse suites. We were in shock! What a great way to start our eight nights in paradise. Maxine told us that even though we had just arrived they would like us to attend the returning guests’ dinner that night and cocktails started at 6 pm.

We checked out the room and could hardly believe the view from the balcony. It looked directly over to Tower Island. The penthouse suites are in the main building on the fourth floor. They are larger than the normal ocean view deluxe rooms we’ve had in the past. Besides all the usual things in the room there was a mini-bar & a refrigerator & the bathroom has a Jacuzzi, The walk-in closet in the room is also larger.

Our luggage was delivered to the room a few minutes later our. Because the returning guests’ dinner was being held at Le Gourmet, we had to get dressed up. We rummaged through the suitcase, found our dress clothes and got ready.

We headed down to the main bar and had our first tropical drinks, then it was off to the returning guests cocktail party at the piano bar. There we saw several of our friends on the staff. It was great seeing everyone again. One of the other couples at the party was B&A who I had been emailing back and forth before our trip.

After cocktails, everyone went into Le Gourmet for dinner. The food was wonderful as always. There is a preset menu for the returning guest dinner. Sitting at our table were B&A, two couples from Great Britain as well as Nadine of the sales staff.

After dinner, we stood on the outdoor walkway and watched the entertainment at the beach party. It had been a long day so we decided to go back to the room early. Before going up, we stopped at the bar and grabbed drinks to take with us. We filled out the breakfast room service form and hung it outside our door. We enjoyed the view from our balcony for awhile and then went off to sleep.

Day 2
This year we decided to make it a relaxing vacation. I wanted to spend a lot of time just hanging around and laying on the beach. Our continental breakfast arrived the next morning on time. We ate it on the balcony while watching the waves. After breakfast, we headed right for the beach. I was surprised to learn they now have drink service on the beach. Philroy came around and offered to fill our insulated mugs. I think he was surprised I only wanted ice water in the morning.

We headed back to the room around noon, and discovered we had no water. I called the front desk and let them know. A short while later it was working again. We washed up and then went down to the Patio restaurant for lunch.

The Patio at lunchtime puts out a large buffet. There are always lots of choices; hot dishes, soup, salads, fruit, cold cuts, cheeses, breads and desserts There is always some sort of hot meat that they will slice. It can be ham, roast beef, lamb, turkey, etc. The other hot dish can range from tacos to sweet and sour pork, from fettuccini Alfredo to Jamaican jerk chicken, fried snapper and more. The salads can include the standard lettuce and vegetable to crab salad, from potato salad and coleslaw to tomato and onions. The fruits range from watermelon to papaya and from oranges to mangos. The cold cuts can cover anything from ham to tuna and from corned beef to sliced turkey. If you can’t find something you like, you can always go to the Beach Grill. By the way, I haven’t mentioned the dessert choices which go on and on as well. They even have soft ice cream in banana flavor.

After lunch, it was back to the beach. Joe decided he wanted to take out one of the kayaks. It was very windy that day, and everyone seemed to be getting blown around in the water. This was the windiest we had ever seen it in Ocho Rios. He paddled around for a while and had a great time.

Then, we headed over to the dive shop. We brought pictures with us to give to the dive instructors that we had taken the previous year. We also brought along a framed photo I had gotten from another guest to deliver to them. It was great to see that most of the guys we had met in prior years were still there. They really seemed to get a tickle out of the photos.

Later we went over to guest services to sign up for horseback riding on Saturday. We also found out they were now taking reservations for dining not only at Le Gourmet but also for the Bayside starting that Monday. So, we arranged to have dinner at the Bayside on Tuesday night. We then went over to the Internet computer and checked email before heading back to the room to relax and get ready for dinner.

Thursday night is lobster night during the season (lobster is out of season from April 1st to June 30th. FYI Conch is out of season July 1st to Oct. 30th). We decided to head to the Bayside. We really love the view and sitting over the water. The Bayside is the pasta/steak restaurant. They always have several choices of pasta and different sauce to go with your main course. Joe had lobster, of course, and I had steak. The meal was delicious, but I was still jet-lagged, so right after dinner we went back to the room — I crashed early that night.

Day 3
We got up early Friday morning and went down to the Patio for breakfast. Breakfast is buffet style. On the buffet there are always scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, potatoes, usually French toast and pancakes, some sort of Jamaican specialties, lots of fruit, breads, muffins, pastries and more. You can also have omelets made to order, fruit smoothies, several different juice choices, mimosas, bloody Mary’s, and of course milk, teas and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee.

Joe was taking the resort dive class that morning. He left for the pool at 9 am. I headed for the beach and grabbed two lounge chairs and a small table under one of the trees. I read for awhile. Later I went over to the sales office, which is now located past the gift shop. I brought a picture of Nadine that I had taken the year before. She seemed happy with it. We chatted for awhile and I also had a chance to talk with Maxine.

I to headed back to the beach and saw Delroy, a.k.a. Water Rat, there. He had been so friendly the year before I thought I should take a few pictures of him. I also took some shots of Tower Island. Joe had my digital camera, so this time I was using my old film camera. Digital cameras are great for most things, however I wanted to make a poster size print of Tower island and film is much better for that.

I went back to the beach lounges and waited for Joe to finish his diving class. While there, Tanecia of the entertainment staff came by and asked if I could sing. Friday night is the staff and guest talent show. I told her no one should be subjected to my singing but we would come and watch the show. We talked for awhile before left to find some more talented guests.

Joe came over after his class and we grabbed a light lunch at the Patio. We took some more photos and then went over to the spa to arrange our ½ hour massages. This is one of the perks that returning guests get (two free ½ hour massages per couple). After that we went to check email from home. While there, another couple came over and asked if I was Lynn. It turned out to be C&D who I had been emailing before the trip. We talked for awhile and decided we’d meet at the bar later for drinks and have dinner together at the Calabash.

It was fun actually getting to know people I had chatted with on line. Now I had faces to go with the names. After dinner we wandered the grounds. and ran into some people we had gotten to know the year before, and they introduced us to Terrence Beach, who is the operations manager of the resort. It was getting near show time, so we went back over to the Patio.

The talent show that night had guests and staff doing different numbers. Some of the guests danced and sang songs. The staff sang, danced and did a short sort of play. It was fun.

Day 4
Saturday morning when we woke up it was cloudy. This was our day for horseback riding. We went down to the breakfast buffet and then on to the lobby at 8 am to catch the bus.

Horseback riding is now done at Prospect Plantation. When we had gone riding two years ago there was a stable across the street from the resort. The ride to the plantation only took about 15 minutes. It was two other couples and us. We signed the usual waivers and each found helmets for the ride. We waited a few minutes and then went over to the spot where they get you up and onto the horses. The horses had either English or western. You didn’t get a choice.

I had a horse named Flash Dance and Joe rode Simon. There were three guides that went with us. It’s a slow and mostly gentle ride. You do go up into the mountains. The guides tell you about the plants along the way. You get some nice views of a river, Ocho Rios and even the old mansion. They stop at one place and take pictures that you can buy later if you choose. The cost of the photos is $10US each. At another spot they stop and have you get off the horses and you are given a demonstration of how to climb a coconut tree and also a lot of information on the local fruits and nuts. We were given tastes of coconut milk, fresh coconut and some other fruits for your information the guy giving the demonstration accepts tips and so do the guides. They aren’t Couples’ employees, so keep this in mind.

We were back at the resort a bit after 10a m. Joe signed up for a dive for the next day. He went back to the room to relax, and I went to find a spot on the beach in the shade. I chatted with several of the staff members who went by. Everyone is so friendly they really do make you feel like family.

Later Joe came down for lunch. I was in the mood for a burger and fries but Joe wanted something more substantial. We went and were seated at the Patio, Joe went to the buffet and I went down to the snack bar. I brought my food up to our table at the patio just as it started to rain. It rained quite hard for a short time. It lasted just over an hour and then the sun came out.

After lunch, we headed over to the game room and shot a few games of billiards. We decided we were both a bit tired. Hey, this is a vacation, let ’s go take a nap, so we did. We woke up to the sound of music. The Cool Jazz (the catamaran) had pulled up on the beach for the sunset cruise. We watched people get on board. As the boat headed out, I was surprised that no one on Tower Island did the typical mooning as it went by. I guess things have changed.

We decided to walk the grounds before dinner. We went to the Aviary, took some pictures, then stopped at the gift shop to look around. To be honest, I ’ve found some things at the gift shop to be reasonably priced and others seemed high priced. You just have to pick and choose. The same holds true in the duty free shop (you can haggle a bit here, but not very much).

We then went over to the bar to wait for the “Grand Pool Buffet” to start. While having a drink, C&D came by and we decided to have dinner together. This was their last night at the resort. We picked a table in front of the game room. It gave us a nice view of the entertainment, which that night were a cello player and a violinist. They were very good. They had set up a stage over the shallow end of the pool.

There are so many food choices at the buffet, you can’t try them all. There are choices of fish, seafood, beef, veal, and lamb, pork, chicken, salads, fruit, pasta, rice, vegetables and more. There were also so many dessert choices — it was hard to choose. We all ended up stuffed.

After dinner, we said goodbye to C&D as they headed back to their room. We ran into some old friends & we chatted for awhile. They introduced us to several other couples.

The show that night had a featured entertainer. His name was A J Brown. He’s preformed in Las Vegas. He did a great show. He really knows how to play with the audience. Our favorite song that he did was called the Big Bamboo. It was very funny. Day 5 Today, Sunday, was the day Joe was going scuba diving. I had arranged to meet the two ladies that are part owners of the resort. The ladies and I had emailed during the year and I was very happy to know they would be there during our stay.

We had breakfast in the room and then headed for the beach. Joe’s dive wasn’ t until 10:45, so we had time to relax and just hang out. We ran into P&T on the beach. T was going on the same dive as Joe. He was working on becoming a certified diver, & he achieved that during his stay.

At the appointed time, Joe left for the dive shop and I went to check my email. I had an email from my son saying he had called the night before and left us a voicemail. It turned out that our sump pump at home had died and our basement was flooded. He said he would do his best to take care of things. He put in an old pump he had and would see what happened. Oh well, nothing we could do about it now. Hey, we’re in Jamaica Mon, no problem, we’ ll deal with it when we get home. I knew my son would keep us posted, so no worries, at least not too many! This would not ruin our vacation!

On my way back through the lobby, I happened to pass the general manager. I asked if I could go out to Tower Island to take some pictures. Officially, no cameras are allowed on the island to protect everyone’s privacy. I got his permission to go out to the island at 5 pm when it closes to take some pictures. I thanked him and then headed back to the beach to meet my friends.

I had a lovely time with the ladies on the beach talking and playing in the surf. They introduced me to the chairman of the board for the resorts (their brother). Since they know Jamaica so well, they made some suggestions for a few places we should visit on our tour the next day. Unfortunately, as it turned out, we didn’t have time to get to those places this year. Well any way we have to leave something new for next time, don’t we?

Joe came back from his dive, and said he really enjoyed it. During this dive, they went along a trench. We headed for the Patio to grab some lunch, and back to our room to check the voicemail. The phone had what looked like a message indicator, but it wasn’t lit. I followed the instructions on retrieving voicemail. It turned out there were many messages in the voicemail, the last of which was my son’s message. I guess they don’t always clear the messages when guests leave, so I suggested to the management that they check the phone to get the message indicator fixed.

Later that day we went out across the street to take some pictures. Somehow the past two years I hadn’t taken photos of the tennis courts and other things that are there. Then it was back across the road and over to the Bayside. I wanted to get some pictures of it during the day. I’d only taken photos of the restaurant from a distance or at night. When we finished at the Bayside, we went over to the main bar to relax and wait for the sun to go down. While there, one of our friends on the staff said they wanted us to meet their family. We did, and had a great time.

Afterwards, we decided to grab a quick dinner at the snack bar and bring it back to the room. Tomorrow was our day to go on an off site tour with a guide we had hired. Before this trip I had done a lot of research on the Internet. I had checked out several different guides and tour companies. One of the repeat guests at the resort recommended Chef, and that’s who we chose. His wife, Libby, had even called Sunday night and left us a message to confirm that we’d be picked up at 9 the next morning.

Day 6
The next morning Chef arrived in his van on time. He looked just like the pictures I had seen of him on his web site. We talked about the places and things we wanted to see and started out. Our first stop was at a pottery studio just up the road from Couples. There we met Fitzroy, the potter. He had a few interesting pieces, but most of the items seemed to be for the tourist trade. We made a small purchase and then headed on.

Next stop was the roadside stand of Brother Albert Jones. He is a wood carver and has won prizes for his craft. He uses mahogany and ironwood. He is also quite a character. We spent some time talking with him about his art and how he enjoys creating things. He has many beautiful pieces. It was hard to choose only one small carving to bring home. Maybe next year we can buy another piece. For those who want to know, Brother Albert’s stand is just up the road from Couples but on the opposite side of the road from the resort.

Our next stop was Firefly near Port Maria. Along the way, there Chef pointed out different places of interest. Firefly is the former home of British playwright, Noel Coward. It was called Look Out when the pirate Henry Morgan lived there. The estate is up on the top of a hill overlooking a bay. In the middle of the bay is Cabra Island, a.k.a. Goat Island.

The main house at Firefly is well designed for the area. Most of he rooms are open air. There are beautiful gardens surrounding it. The view from the bedroom takes your breath away. Noel Coward’s grave is also on the grounds. They say he has a permanent view of the harbor. Just to make sure that’s true there is also a statue under a tree of Noel sitting while looking at the view. The second building we saw on the grounds was the original building used by Captain Morgan. The walls are very thick and there are gun ports in the walls. He could look out the windows and know when to send his men to raid the ships nearing the port.

When we left Firefly, we headed down the hill to the Zabai Tabai Museum. It’ s located all but beneath Firefly. It was closed at that time. Chef said we’ d go over to his place and he’d have his wife call the man that runs the museum to see if we could get in.

Once at Chef’s place, we got to meet his wife, Libby. She is originally from England. Both she and Chef have British accents. Chef spent many years there. We sat on their veranda and Libby offered us a drink. She gave us strawberry juice, a new sensation and it was wonderful. They have a great view from the veranda. It was so peaceful and relaxing we decided to scratch our plan to go snorkeling there.

Libby gave us a tour outside the house and talked about their plans. She showed us her gardens that included a Noni tree and even a mini-pineapple she had growing. Joe went down to the beach and took some pictures. Libby was able to the man at the museum to open just for us. , So we said goodbye to Libby and off we went.

The Zabai Tabai Museum is basically one room crammed with many artifacts, photos and literature. Errol Henry, who runs it, discovered Indian ruins on his property. There have been several excavations done over the years. It is devoted to the Taino & Ciboney Indians who where the first aborigines of Jamaica. I had thought that it was the Arawak Indians, but the items discovered here say differently. Arawak as it turns out can mean several different things. One is the name of a group of Indians, but it can also be the language they spoke. That’s the case with the Taino Indians. Errol Henry, who runs the museum, really seemed to enjoy talking with us. It was definitely worth stopping there.

We left the museum in Port Maria and headed back towards Ocho Rios. We were stopping in town at the supermarket to buy rum cream and Jamaican blue mountain coffee to bring home. I found out after the fact that the rum cream was cheaper at the airport, but the coffee was the best price I’d seen. After that stop it was back to the resort. We had people to meet later. We arrived a little after 4.

If anyone is interested in doing a tour with Chef, here is a link to his web site. http://sealawncoralbeach.20megsfree.com/photo3.html If you do book a tour, be sure and say hello to him and Libby from Lynn & Joe.

We got back to our room and wanted to shower before heading down to the Manager’s Welcome Party. We discovered the water wasn’t working again, but about ten minutes it was back on.

The Manager’s Party is held on Mondays at 5 pm on the walkway outside the lobby. They serve hors d’oeuvres and drinks. A 3-man band plays Caribbean music. After awhile Terrence Beach, the operations manager, gave a short speech and introduced many members of the staff. We got to meet J&R of Wisconsin, who we had exchanged, messages with before coming to Jamaica. We also met several other guests who had read my posts on the message boards and looked at my web site.

We made a stop after the party at the main bar. There we found D&B who are also from Wisconsin And with whom we had exchanged several messages before the trip. They had someplace to be shortly, so they left. Joe and I decided to dine that night at the Veranda.

The Veranda is located across from Le Gourmet off the main lobby. It serves continental and Caribbean food. It’s more upscale than the Calabash, but not quite as fancy as Le Gourmet. Some of the tables have views of the ocean. The food was great and beautifully presented. One of our favorite bar staffers, Charmaine, was taking drink orders that night. It’s great to see familiar faces. Joe and I both had steak and really enjoyed it..

We made a quick stop at the bar after dinner and grabbed rum cream to take back to the room to put in our morning coffee. Then we did one of our favorite things at Couple Ocho Rios, we sat on our balcony staring at the sea and stars. This night we got to see a ship passing in the distance. You do get to see many ships heading in and out of the harbor at Ocho Rios. The port seems to get busier every year.

Day 7
After our busy day sight seeing, today was a day to hang out. We had breakfast at the buffet. Joe enjoyed a fruit smoothie with his meal. There are so many selections, it was hard to choose. This morning we each had omelets made to order, as well as several side dishes.

We had scheduled ½ hour massages for 10 am. We were shown to the couples massage room. Two masseuses came in and we each got a wonderful massage. Afterwards, I felt like jelly. Then it was back to the room to shower off all the oils.

Joe decided to hang out in the room for awhile to see some of the other suites that weren’t occupied so I could take pictures for my web site. I got to see an ocean view one bedroom suite and one of the villa suites with it’s own private outdoor Jacuzzi.

Today we were going to go out to Tower Island. I had told Joe if he went on the off site tour with me, I’d go to the island with him. I wasn’t comfortable being nude in front of others, but a promise is a promise.

So late that afternoon we took the boat over to the island. We headed for the quieter side and found 2 lounge chairs in the shade. Once settled in our spot, we coated ourselves from head to toe in suntan lotion and I settled in to read my book. A short time later Joe got thirsty and went to get us some drinks at the bar. He was very much at home on the island. He even went back over to the other side later on and spent some time in the pool.

About 4:45 everyone started getting dressed and heading back to the mainland. Joe and I got dressed and waited for everyone else to leave. Then I took out my camera and took photos of the island. Since we were only on the island for a short time, I owe Joe another trip out there on our next visit.

Once back on the mainland we got ready for dinner. We had reservations at the Bayside for 7:30. Before dinner we had arranged to meet Mcgyver, one of the staff members. I had talked to him about how I store my photos during our trip and he said he’s like to see my digital wallet (which is basically a handheld hard drive I download my pictures to.) I showed it to him and we talked for awhile.

The Bayside is our favorite restaurant at the resort. It’s so romantic sitting over the water listening to the waves. On this night you got to fix your own salad at the salad bar. As always, there were several choices of main dishes and styles of pasta. The food and service were great.

After dinner we stopped briefly at the Patio. It was casino night. They had a few card games and also some sort of roulette game. No real money is used. We watched for awhile and then headed down to the beach for a romantic stroll. Both the hammocks on the beach were already occupied, so we found a lounger and relaxed for a time watching the ocean and sky.

Day 8
The next day was our last day in paradise. Joe woke up not feeling quite right. We decided that a light breakfast was in order. After breakfast we went out to the front lawn and relaxed in one of the basket swings for a time. It was so peaceful there.

Joe headed back to the room and I wandered the resort. Eventually I headed down to the beach and found one an empty hammock. . I climbed in and enjoyed reading while listening to the sound of the waves. I think I could have stayed there forever, just relaxing and swaying in the breeze. Joe came down from the room and wanted lunch. Back to the Patio buffet we went. The rest of the afternoon was spent just hanging out. It was Wednesday, again which meant it was beach party night as well as the returning guests’ dinner.

I let the staff know we would come for cocktails but wanted to go to the beach party to eat. This was our third visit after all, and we had yet to eat the food at the beach buffet. The cocktail party was nice as always. It’s interesting to hear where the other returning guests come from and why they enjoy the resort as much as we do. One couple was second generation returning guests. Their parents had been coming to the resort and now they come there as well. We learned about 70% of the guests are American, 10 – 20% from the UK, 5% Canadian, and the rest from other parts of the world. The majority of the resort’s business is returning guests.

After cocktails we headed down to the beach party. We found an unoccupied table near the front and sat down. The buffet lines where long so we decided to wait. A couple from the UK came, M&N, and asked if the could join us. We said of course. A short time later T&P walked by looking for a place to sit. There were still two seats available and we asked them to join us as well.

We each took our turns going through the buffet line. There was so much food it was hard to decide what to choose. There was no way you could try everything. They had several beautiful ice sculptures on some of the serving tables. One entire table was devoted to nothing but desserts. During dinner they had a steel drum band playing. It was great entertainment and really put everyone in a festive mood.

When most people where done eating, it was time for the beach party show to start. This year the show included a variety of different dances from around the world. Of course, this included the limbo. They also had two fire-eaters to entertain us.

When the main part of the show ended, Joe and I decided we had better go back to the room and pack. Alas, the real world was starting to creep back in. Time to think about flights and being ready in the morning to catch our shuttle to the airport.

Day 9
Our flight back to the states was around 2 pm. We had in our room one last time. We finished packing and put our bags outside our door. Grabbed the beach towels to be returned to water sports (you get a certificate from them showing you’ve returned them, which you turn in at the main desk when you check out), then one last look around the room and we were off.

We dropped off the towels, then went around to say our good-byes to the staff. We had to be in the lobby at 10:30 to catch the shuttle to the Oracabessa (Ocho Rios) airport for a short flight to Montego Bay. The ride to the airport takes about 15 minutes.

We checked our luggage and each of us was asked what we weighed. This year the complimentary returning guests’ flight was on the new Air Link. We flew on a small 6-person prop plane. Our pilot was Harold and he did a great job. We got to see some great views, including Couples from the air. What I liked about Air Link over Burl Air (we flew them last year) was they use their own vans to not only pick you up at the resort but also to take you from the domestic terminal at Montego Bay to the International one.

Well, that’s our tale of this year’s trip. Suffice it to say we are back to reality. We cleaned up the flood at home and are back to the daily grind. Our minds frequently drift back to the warm soothing breezes of Jamaica. We can hardly wait to return to our “Couples Family”.

Yes, the resort may not be perfect, but it is after all the oldest, all-inclusive in Jamaica. If you truly get into the spirit of the place and relax, everything works out. Remember in Jamaica it’s “No Problem Mon”. So go, relax and enjoy. Who knows, some of you may fall in love with the place just as Joe and I have.

If you have any questions, feel free to email me lynn@garion.mnbsyr.com www.garion.tzo.com/lynn/couple1.htm

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